A 5 words adventure of Pippin the Hunchback

Pippin the Hunchback, the son of Charlemagne, the grandson of Pippin the Short (but not too short to be a king, and it is good to be a king even when you're so short) was about to splice two covens of ancient sorcerer families, when a crooked elder stood up and leaning with his full body weight unto his staff croaked, 'You shall not cast aspersions on my family!'


Splice (verb), aspersions (noun), deception (noun), "Pippin" (noun), coven (noun).